- Monk: Can't we just torture it's soul?
- DM: Lawful Good.
Player 1: So, basically, there’s no way you could actually burn this place down.
Player 2: Challenge accepted.
"You lot are like the Three Stooges of the Apocalypse."
-DM to the group.
you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink
Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.
My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”
I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then
yeah wow that’s spot on perfect