My dad won’t shut up about how today I called some guy moving really slow at the crosswalk Dawdles McFuckface. Somehow that was the funniest thing ever to him.

francoisabernathy:

nobloodforpizza:

widowofyourenemy:

I’m an unreliable narrator

or so you say

Fuck

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kumagawa:

things i would give my life for

  • you

things i wouldnt give my life for

  • honor

(via largeleader)

helioscentrifuge:

my-songbird:

I don’t think I ever showed you guys this but we have a dog named Booker and this is his tag.

BOOKER, CATCH!

image

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sokkycakes:

andanotaku:

Table confirmed for ssb4

OFFICE FURNITURE SETS THE TABLE

sokkycakes:

andanotaku:

Table confirmed for ssb4

OFFICE FURNITURE SETS THE TABLE

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"He’s holding a cat."

"He’s holding a cat."

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lord-kitschener:

ssxvxtricky:


“I haven’t read Harry Potter, I have read Pullman who is the other leading children’s author that one might mention and I love his books. I don’t know what to think about magic and fairy tales.”


Prof Dawkins said he wanted to look at the effects of “bringing children up to believe in spells and wizards”.


“I think it is anti-scientific – whether that has a pernicious effect, I don’t know,” he told More4 News.


“I think looking back to my own childhood, the fact that so many of the stories I read allowed the possibility of frogs turning into princes, whether that has a sort of insidious affect on rationality, I’m not sure. Perhaps it’s something for research.”

lord-kitschener:

ssxvxtricky:

“I haven’t read Harry Potter, I have read Pullman who is the other leading children’s author that one might mention and I love his books. I don’t know what to think about magic and fairy tales.”

Prof Dawkins said he wanted to look at the effects of “bringing children up to believe in spells and wizards”.

“I think it is anti-scientific – whether that has a pernicious effect, I don’t know,” he told More4 News.

“I think looking back to my own childhood, the fact that so many of the stories I read allowed the possibility of frogs turning into princes, whether that has a sort of insidious affect on rationality, I’m not sure. Perhaps it’s something for research.”

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aaliyah1979-2001:

Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Gemini: fake
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Libra: basic
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Capricorn: bitter
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself

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apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

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thevelosarahptor:

What’s beautiful about the insult “entry level anime nerd” is that every way you respond makes you sound worse. So it’s true that you’ve only seen a few mainstream anime? You are a WEAK nerd. You’ve actually seen a ton of cool obscure anime? You are a HUGE nerd. Into the locker.

I know.

When they try to defend themselves as being above entry level

It’s like somebody pushed you into a hole and your first instinct to escape the hole was to dig it deeper.

Though I guess if you did keep digging you’d end up in japan.

And you’d like that wouldn’t you

you weeb trash.

cupthong:

when did i use that tag

cupthong:

when did i use that tag

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uchihafuck:

Inspirational words 

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824706:

tacobell-canon:

Ladypug.

i hate this

824706:

tacobell-canon:

Ladypug.

i hate this

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