My dad won’t shut up about how today I called some guy moving really slow at the crosswalk Dawdles McFuckface. Somehow that was the funniest thing ever to him.
Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself
What’s beautiful about the insult “entry level anime nerd” is that every way you respond makes you sound worse. So it’s true that you’ve only seen a few mainstream anime? You are a WEAK nerd. You’ve actually seen a ton of cool obscure anime? You are a HUGE nerd. Into the locker.
When they try to defend themselves as being above entry level
It’s like somebody pushed you into a hole and your first instinct to escape the hole was to dig it deeper.
Though I guess if you did keep digging you’d end up in japan.
And you’d like that wouldn’t you
you weeb trash.