flashflights:

all i draw is boring scribs of modern au twins these days i can’t wait to be done moving so i can have time/energy to draw for longer than an hour at a time again

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stoicjonsie:

comicshans:

I googled ‘knockoff mcdonalds’ and was not disappointed

I lost it at “Michael Alone”

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  • Monk: Can't we just torture it's soul?
  • DM: Lawful Good.

outofcontextdnd:

Player 1: So, basically, there’s no way you could actually burn this place down.

Player 2: Challenge accepted.

outofcontextdnd:

"You lot are like the Three Stooges of the Apocalypse."

-DM to the group.

You can always cry — The GM suggesting what a part member do after accidentally hitting another party member  (via outofcontextdnd)
I love magic users. You wake them up in the middle of the night, and they just go, ‘Eh? Nnngg, Mage Armor.’ — Barbarian (via outofcontextdnd)
A wall is a door too. It just doesn’t know it’s a door yet. — The fighter of the party, before punching down his third wall that session. (via outofcontextdnd)
zzazu:

this photo makes me feel like someone traveled to an alternate dimension and brought back something that shouldnt exist

zzazu:

this photo makes me feel like someone traveled to an alternate dimension and brought back something that shouldnt exist

Why did you break out into a different cell? — DM, during a prison break. (via outofcontextdnd)

thegreatbigfour:

closestthingtoanartblog:

Found this in one of my really old drafts. Thought it might interest some of you guys.

Wow

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the-super-scout:

helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

image

yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

my catchphrase

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windwolf0097:

dirtylittledamsel:

this is more dramatic than a Lana Del Rey music video

windwolf0097:

dirtylittledamsel:

this is more dramatic than a Lana Del Rey music video

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